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The Acorn Stories

Rating:
5/5

Title: The Acorn Stories

Publication Date: December 13, 2007

Genre: LGBTQ+; Humorous Fiction; Short stories

Cover:

Two covers exist for The Acorn Stories depending on if a physical or digital copy is purchased. My favorite is the one featured on the digital copy, which is bold, simple, and straightforward.

Premise

Welcome to Acorn, Texas! Population 21,001. The Acorn Stories is a collection of sixteen short stories featuring residents of this small fictional west Texas town. Simolke brilliantly shifts perspective with each chapter offering readers a 360°-degree view of life in Acorn and demonstrating that things are not always what they seem.

Why I chose this book:

Author Duane Simolke requested this review. He immediately caught my attention as a fellow Texan, and I was curious to know more about his fictional town of Acorn, Texas!

First Impression:

Do you ever find a book that you have a gut feeling about? This was my experience with The Acorn Stories. From the moment I saw the cover, I felt as if I held something special in my hands, and that gut feeling ended up being spot on.

What I loved:

I love the unique concept of The Acorn Stories. Rather than a collection of unrelated short stories, Simolke entertains readers with tales from small-town America and characters that occasionally intersect, sometimes in the most unexpected ways. The result is a candid look at what lies beneath the surface of life in Acorn. Simolke shares life’s beautiful and humorous moments side by side with the devastating and painful ones, and the contrast is palpable. My heart thudded in anger as I read the story of Chandler and the discrimination he faced. I smiled while reading about the elderly and widowed Ms. Yolanda’s budding romance in “Morgan Le Fay.” My tears fell when I came to “Knock” as I was reminded of my father and his end of life. And I had actual goosebumps at the end of “Mirrors: A Blackmail Letter.” The final chapter, “Acorn Pie,” provided the closure I needed through what I would consider micro-stories within the short story.

Those who have lived in a small town may relate to the happenings in Acorn. I certainly did. It made me think about the country store in one small town I lived in. The older men would assemble each morning with a hot cup of coffee in hand. They would rock in old rocking chairs on the front porch or lean against the railings and pass judgment on everything and everyone who passed. I thought back to my time spent in another town where the church women drawled out, “Now I don’t like to be the one to spread gossip, BUT…” before launching into their latest speculations. And here lies Simolke’s undeniable talent. He captures the wide range of human behavior and emotion to the point that the characters in The Acorn Stories could live in almost any small town because they are relatable. While the circumstances of their stories may change from a geographic or cultural perspective, who they are and what makes them tick do not.

Additional Thoughts:

If you are looking for a politically correct book, then this may not be the one for you. While many have become significantly more aware of and sensitive to the world around them, this does not describe everyone, especially during the 90s. Simolke cannot tell these stories from a politically correct perspective because to do so would negate the point of view of certain characters. He cannot share the story of a gay man living in a small west Texas town without also sharing the homophobic beliefs and comments of others. This is authentic to the experience. Not all characters are likable. Some are downright vile. But isn’t that just like life? We find people we love, those we can’t stand, and those we tolerate. Acorn is no different. In these moments, one must trust the author and the journey he takes the reader on.

Quotable Quotes:

• He found his back against her chest as she stroked his hand, traced every callus with her fingernails. This ritual sometimes lasted an hour, as if she had to retrace his features on a regular basis, or he would cease to exist. His atoms would scatter, with nothing to draw them back together. (Page 19)
• Billy nudged Troy into silence. Their father’s hands rested on their shoulders as they walked inside. Billy felt no anger in his father’s hand; it seemed strange that the same hand that gently guided him home could also cause his mother’s face to bleed. (Page 34)
• That’s kind of like when I was seven, my daddy pushed me off a diving board and said, “swim, girl!” Course, he taught me good how to swim before that, so it wasn’t as mean or scary as it might sound. But when I was eighteen, he and Mama both pushed me off the end of the porch, and I’m still trying to figure out how to swim through life. (Page 76)
• “Yeah, but remember that this big, knotted-up tree was once a tiny little acorn. Things grow up, and they change as they grow.” (Page 182)
• I stood with Becky for a moment, staring with her at the symbol of life that had always been a part of everyone in our town. Somehow, I knew her painting of the oak tree would show us Acorn in new ways, capturing shadows and colors that we never noticed were there all along. If we allow our eyes to look, we always see Acorn in new ways, and there’s always, always another slice of Acorn pie. (Page 216)

Who might enjoy this book:

The Acorn Stories is ideal for readers who enjoy relatable characters and situations that depict life in small-town America.

Overall Impression:

Five stars. Simolke takes the reader on a whirlwind tour through the town of Acorn, Texas, and introduces the people who breathe life into this sleepy fictional place. I found myself longing for a bite of Ms. Yolanda’s peach cobbler served up at the Turner Street Café and wanting to stroll through Keith Colson’s modern art gallery looking for a treasure for my home. The characters and their stories seem almost real, which is astounding given how little time the reader spends with each one. Simolke somehow managed to dive deep into their lives in just a mere 219 pages, stripping away their facades. This book of short stories has undoubtedly left a big imprint on my heart that I will carry for quite some time.

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